Married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel the world with my darling husband," says the wife. Two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husband says: "Sorry, love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me!" So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.
Moral of the story:
men are ungrateful bastards who should remember that fairies are female!
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Mature male. Loves the theatre and cinema. Football also occupies a central role in my life (Bradford City and Pompey). Non-professional actor. Retired Primary school teacher. Has two adored daughters. Always willing to learn. Never has enough time to read!
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